New DSiWare up on the store!

Hey guys. Just to let you all know to those who haven’t checked out the DSi store since the 2nd of may, there are 3 new apps for the ds. First one being notably “A little bit of: DR Mario” a nice little game for 500 points (and if you don’t know what dr mario is then I have pitty for your soul). Real Football for the soccer fans out there and it kind of reminds me of sensible soccer for the nes all those years back. And then you’ve got Funny Faces. A 200 point app which is kinda pointless in my eyes. The kinda stuff you’ll use for a few minutes before shit gets old real quick. Well that’s all I got to spleen about to you all on the inter-butts. Adiós everybody!

Holy Happy-snaps Batman

Before you all groan at the title of the post it took me 15 minutes to think up of a snappy (no pun intended) title for this post or else it was going to be something bland, boring and just plain crap.
Anyhow getting back on track. I’ve finally got my pictures from my new (and small at this stage) portfolio. Some are entirely new pieces and some i was able to salvage from the depths of my parents hard drive. Take a gander at them by following the link on the right side of the blog  to the portfolio page.

Happy viewing everyone.

F@#%!ing Connex!

Fucking connex. If they just ran their trains on time right now I would of had the most awesome job as an I.T. Trainee. I would of been paid to do something I do as a hobby. It’s a pitty really because of them I rocked up 25 minutes late AND got rejected. Fucking bloody connex, wish a proper company rivaled them and maybe then they might do they’re jobs right.

Arrg!

This isn’t the usual type of posts I make but hell it’s my blog so I’ll vent where I want!
So here I am lying on the couch and my girlfriend is pissy at me. Her son is 6 yo and is THE pickiest kid I know. I mean to eat anything it’s got to be all processes crap that’s bound to land you in a grave early. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a quarter pounder every now and then but I’ll take a turkey roll over that any day. So anyway, we’re all at my parents for dinner and we had a nice roast chicken dinner with mash potato (side note: a touch of nutmeg and the mash will blow your mind!) Now here we are at a dinner made lovingly by my mother, and he won’t have a bar of it as he says “I hate chicken” and the only thing he has at home IS chicken! So here I am at the table with my parents, my girlfriend and, the kid making a fuss about not wanting to eat. My parents start telling my girlfriend suggestions to get him to eat REAL food, all I wanted to do at that moment was grab him, sit him on my lap and feed him the food, instead I sit quietly, eat and ignore the situation. My girlfriend getting embarassed by the whole ordeal, I desired to switch the situation and WILLINGLY told my mom to tell her some embarasing stories of myself when I was a kid. (Ed: guys reading this will understand how painful this is to do) So by the end of the night she’s pissed off at me for ganging up on her and I’m embarrased completely. Anywho that’s my rant, so if you actually read this refuse, thanks. If not ehh, fuck it.

The guy who did the backflip

Hey hey everyone! Now if your anything like me you’ve probably seen the youtube clip of the Afro guy knocking himself out doing a backflip. The awesome news is the guy has made a movie about it. Afro ninja: destiny! It sort of plays out like spider-man. A guy called reggie carlson is a pretty dorky nerd who receives the powers of an ancient power making him the Afroninja. Apparently the movie has been finished and it’s been released straight to video. Now god knows where this film has landed but hopefully I’ll find it and put a review up for all to see. Till then I’ll catch you kids up later!

Hello world!

Well hello. this is my word press web blog. Granted I know that not a lot of people won’t and probably never will visit this site but it is a nice way to have my stuff up here like my own little web portfolio. What can I say, I’m a slave to trends.